If you had a sword in real life, what would you name it?

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#finn jones

ximjustinlovex:

benedictscumberbatch:

“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”

I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

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millahtime86:

why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

because they push two twins together to make a king.

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'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

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depraved-dublin-disciple:

milkybarkid:

depraved-dublin-disciple:

How deep is your love? 

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… balls deep.

This is still fantastic. 

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thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

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vikkilovely:

I almost died laughing.

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naughtylittlevegan:

wereverything:

grizzlybeargrenade:

one day you will become a killing machine and murder many people

godspeed little hippo

that little lick at the end uwu

i’m reblogging this because it’s calming the fire of hatred in my heart

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mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

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