How deep is your love?
… balls deep.
This is still fantastic.
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
one day you will become a killing machine and murder many people
godspeed little hippo
that little lick at the end uwu
i’m reblogging this because it’s calming the fire of hatred in my heart
i showed this to my sister and she slapped me
MOMMY HUSKY PLAYING WITH HER BABY GOODBYE FRIENDS
I have never seen something that more accurately describes how I’m feeling right now
real women have curves. real women have one single, continuous, infinite curve. real women are a hollow sphere of mass 1kg, suspended in a void. calculate real women’s acceleration if real women is struck by an object accelerating east at 5m/s/s.