depraved-dublin-disciple:

milkybarkid:

depraved-dublin-disciple:

How deep is your love? 

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… balls deep.

This is still fantastic. 

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thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

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vikkilovely:

I almost died laughing.

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naughtylittlevegan:

wereverything:

grizzlybeargrenade:

one day you will become a killing machine and murder many people

godspeed little hippo

that little lick at the end uwu

i’m reblogging this because it’s calming the fire of hatred in my heart

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mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

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doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

MOMMY HUSKY PLAYING WITH HER BABY GOODBYE FRIENDS

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WHEN EVERYTHING IS DUE IN THE SAME WEEK

thebitchiam:

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

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I have never seen something that more accurately describes how I’m feeling right now

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#emma stone #andrew garfield

crokel:

real women have curves. real women have one single, continuous, infinite curve. real women are a hollow sphere of mass 1kg, suspended in a void. calculate real women’s acceleration if real women is struck by an object accelerating east at 5m/s/s.

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