If you had a sword in real life, what would you name it?
“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”
I tried to scroll past this. I really did.
why do the Lannisters have such big beds?
because they push two twins together to make a king.
'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right
How deep is your love?
… balls deep.
This is still fantastic.
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
one day you will become a killing machine and murder many people
godspeed little hippo
that little lick at the end uwu
i’m reblogging this because it’s calming the fire of hatred in my heart